Who Should We Punch On Ryder Cup Team

[00:00:00] Oh, is this where you take the knife out?

[00:00:02] Well, you told me that you're like you already looked at me as kind of like a brother

[00:00:05] But I do look at your brother. We have to cut hands. No, no, we don't do that

[00:00:09] Although there's a razor blade right here. Jesus Christ. Is it sterile? Not really we have to cut our

[00:00:17] No, I know that's the hook ladies and gentlemen then he announced his comeback, he just put a press release in the newspaper

[00:01:41] that just says, I'm back.

[00:01:43] His Kardashian, his Kim Kardashian.

[00:01:46] Come on the back, wow.

[00:01:47] Well, hey, help get you out of that thing.

[00:03:02] But no, so what is, so this is something, it's a new look.

[00:03:05] So it's panned.

[00:03:06] I mean, did you somehow pull everything off?

[00:03:07] I don't get it. Okay, it can stay tucked and then you know Make a big birdie putt. Yeah, you're rolling if a 50 footer the chain comes out Hey everyone, we're working on our hooks. This is not a very enticing hook. Don't worry Stay tuned. It's been the longest brain has ever been silent. Stay tuned. And it's killing you. Stay tuned because we're gonna get better hooks cuz that was not if you're still if you're still in here and around

[00:04:20] Stay tuned. It's only gonna get better because I'll tell you the other

[00:04:24] Something that will hook you and we're talking about fashion or other websites where you can buy the merch. And we just got this, we also got the hatch. You guys look great. The swag guy came by before you guys even got here. And you know what? That sounds a lot like Mr. Beast. So here's the hook. The hook is if you enjoy the Ryder Collie. Me for me? I'm a patriotic dude. Now I will say this. I love, we absolutely live in the best country on the planet.

[00:05:41] Mark it down.

[00:05:41] I know you've traveled all over, panda.

[00:05:43] I'm not even sure.

[00:05:44] I don't even know where you're from.

[00:05:45] Or what?

[00:05:46] I mean, I know you're from what?

[00:05:47] Montana, Texas. I think that it is and I dug a little deep on this episode. I learned a lot about the Ryder Cup. I didn't even know. So now I even love it more and we're going to get into it. So stay tuned. You're going to learn something about the Ryder Cup on this episode. If you just stay tuned, bam, that's how you do it right there and you better. Oh, and do we go to like commercial now? Yeah, and let's go ahead and take a commercial break. Unfortunately, we don't have any sponsors yet, but that's coming real soon.

[00:07:02] So it'll be a short break and we're back.

[00:07:04] What's your favorite storyline of this particular Ryder Cup? is how America plays, I think, and how the captain's picks play. Just really how America plays because there's a lot of interesting characters like Brian Harmon is there because he won the British Open, William Clark is there because he won the US Open.

[00:08:20] It's not necessarily that they've created a great body of work.

[00:08:24] Justin Thomas is a controversial pick, Sam Burns the guy you'd punch if you had to punch one of the guys in the face That's on the Ryder Cup team. Who would you punch in the face? Oh It's good I have to punch in the face you gotta punch someone we have to punch someone or your dog dies full disclosure I want to punch Ricky because he would be not as mad as quickly

[00:09:45] Like hey dude, I totally get it you had to punch. He's like five six. Yeah, Ricky's not very big. All right, that's who I'd like to punch I'd like to punch Brian Hartman right in the face. Okay Okay, stupid question. So can you spell his name for me? H-a-r-m-a-n. Okay. I said Hartman. I know okay Okay, I think it's M-o-n. He said M-a-n. Oh

[00:12:21] Is it Harmon? I don't know. It's not Hartman. No, I know it's not Hart? Are there different rules, you know, if I should probably knows, but are there different rules if it's played in the States compared to if it's paid played in Europe? No, it is not. But what the big factor in that is that the home course kind of gets to whatever team is home gets to kind of set the golf course up a little bit. And that's really where your advantage is. But the rules are the same.

[00:12:22] Yeah.

[00:12:23] Okay.

[00:12:24] And the Ryder Cup is run by the PGA of America.

[00:12:26] So I am obviously.

[00:12:28] Yeah. previous experience, you're not factoring in who pairs well with who, you're not factoring in what the course setup is like, you're not factoring if someone's ever even played the course, there's so many, too many variables. Well, they even brought Keegan Bradley over there and they and Bradley played with played Marco Simona with Zach Johnson and played incredibly well and thought he was a done

[00:13:40] deal, thought he was locked, locked it up and they didn't pick him.

[00:13:43] Okay, so this is what this is what these are the stories we got to dive into.

[00:13:47] That to me is super juicy.

[00:13:48] Like that's picks. I think it's good. USA has one live guy. Oh, so the Europeans don't have any? No, they weren't allowed to play. Wow. I didn't know that part. Okay. Unless they paid fines after they left DP World Tour, right? Is that what it was? Or they didn't. Or they got me enough points. Or they weren't

[00:15:01] a captain's pick. Sergio tried to come back to the way he played the rest of the year. You're putting the ball up your heart. So you're hoping he plays bad. That's not very patriotic. No, I thought you said you're patriotic. Yeah, I'm America. I don't think you're patriotic at all.

[00:16:20] We need to learn our lesson.

[00:16:21] We've gone into these tournaments

[00:16:23] when it's on their soil and lost how many in a row?

[00:16:25] And that's why we're me catch you if you fell. All right. I said I just want to know what the surface is. So let me keep us on track here because it seems like I'm the most organized here. I'll be rock hard from the render cup till we're done. Speaking of rock hard, we'd like to take a sponsorship break right here. This is for the

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[00:17:45] waiting on our sponsorship money, Daphne. Please, we believe gas in it. And is in his jet. You really think I'm putting unleaded baby is going to put in premium and that's going to walk into this. No, I don't think we're going to anyone that we can get our buddies in here at best. Despite what you fucking say, I do love this country. Just like who was the old school golfer that left to go fight while Sam Snead was taking everybody, including playing chicks

[00:19:02] Hogan Hogan. Yeah, dude. I'm fucking Hogan here,'re gonna go in different direction But I do think that like I I guess my question is is like who has that fiery? Like for Europe or for the US Rory John Rom, I think yeah a lot of them good. Yeah For sure. Speed then JT wanna win like Justin Thomas really wants to be there. I know you're this is the

[00:20:21] Yeah, and he's not emotion. Look dude. All right, we're gonna bring that up soon Yeah, no my question to you was What was my good question, I don't know if it was that good Getting back to football something that we can kind of relate to if okay Let's just say for example the Jets go which they're not going to by the way They suck without Aaron Rodgers. They suck probably even before with

[00:21:41] if they somehow get to the playoffs and

[00:22:45] It's Zach. It's Zach Johnson. It's not just Zach Johnson. I know they've got Davis love. I know they've got everybody trust their ability I take the best pick for Team USA. I do I I do

[00:22:51] They they do their night. I just think that I have a pretty legitimate

[00:22:55] Argument because he went back and forth on a for sure. I guarantee it

[00:22:58] I mean so they ended up with having all of the information and they made the pick that they feel is gonna give them the best

[00:23:04] Chance to win. Okay, let's hope so. I'm they hopefully didn't impression

[00:24:02] They're short, straight hitters, and it was super penal with rough,

[00:24:04] like very, very tight on the fairways

[00:24:06] to counter the long American hitters.

[00:24:09] This course isn't set up like that

[00:24:11] because the analytics doesn't show that it needs to.

[00:24:14] No, I think Team USA,

[00:24:15] their analytics team is called the Nerd Herd.

[00:24:18] Wow, terrible.

[00:24:19] Put that on the poll.

[00:24:20] Is Nerd Herd the worst team name you've ever heard?

[00:24:24] I mean, it's gotta be up there.

[00:24:27] It's up there.

[00:24:27] Okay. the agenda here. Let's stick to the, let's stick to the board here that you guys created. I love it. Which I think we might need to put a timer on Albie. All right. What year? What year did the Ryder Cup start? What year did the Ryder Cup start Panda? The Ryder Cup started in 1922.

[00:27:01] Okay.

[00:27:03] And let me ask.

[00:27:04] Let me ask the judges here.

[00:27:06] You're the only judge in here.

[00:27:07] Do we? Can I ask just like an important question? Is... are either of the numbers a half of a point? No. No? Nope, they're all numbers. Okay, so I'll say 11 to 9, team Europe. Wow, that is impressive and true. Wow, Stump the Shepherd even is coming into play.

[00:28:22] That's some claps we're gonna get some...

[00:28:25] F off, Bailey.

[00:29:21] We're in golf club. Yeah, this should be a quag.

[00:29:23] You were there, it was definitely on the scorecard.

[00:29:25] Yeah, I know.

[00:29:25] I cannot, if this was my segment,

[00:29:28] I'd go down the kangaroo path.

[00:29:29] Like, would you eat a kangaroo?

[00:29:30] Would you, do you know?

[00:29:33] Are they Australian?

[00:29:34] Yeah, they talked with an accent.

[00:29:41] They're Australian or did they talk with an accent?

[00:29:43] I was talking about the kangaroos.

[00:29:45] Oh my God.

[00:29:46] If they're Australian, Alistair McKenzie. McKenzie, yeah. It's crazy. I didn't realize it was that old.

[00:31:00] All right, so what about a couple more questions

[00:31:04] and we're gonna move on.

[00:31:06] What's the most expensive golf course

[00:31:08] ever built in the world? called Albie Brain. And this is a segment where Albie gets to just talk about whatever comes to his brain. Albie's brain. I love, everyone who knows me knows I love random questions. I'm curious, curiosity is a superpower, be sure to use it. Did you know Panda this week,

[00:32:21] that Apple released an update,

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[00:35:01] I hit it, I miss it by an inch. I walk up there and just tap it in a hole before you But I can think of multiple insects that have more than just two or four legs Yeah, or don't We're not counting by the way, we're not counting fins what about legs I Don't think that's a leg. That's a very good question. What is put that on the pole?

[00:36:24] Those are tentacles I think those are legs though, but put it put it on the pole our. Conference room door. Windows. Albee's brain. Office door, bathroom door. Albee's brain. Staw doors. Staw door doesn't count. What are you talking about? A stall door counts. Car door.

[00:37:40] Albee's brain.

[00:37:42] This is the best.

[00:37:43] I love it.

[00:37:44] Windows.

[00:37:46] A car has more windows than doors.

[00:37:48] Does it? That's okay. You're an addict, dude. At this point. What? So I'm a big fan of football guy. I'm in five leagues. I know it sounds silly. The only reason I'm in five leagues is because I love people. I love my friends. It's a good way for me to keep in touch with distant friends that like I've kind of lost touch with. But now I'm able to keep in touch with them. I'm in one in particular that we take it serious. Anyway, I won. I won one year.

[00:39:00] I think I may even finish like second one year.

[00:39:02] They had to make a trophy.

[00:39:02] Now in this league, you have to create a dirty team name.

[00:39:07] That's like the that's the thing.

[00:39:08] You have to have like the lady will have the steak with a completely straight face and we sat at the ball. That is hilarious. That's a great one. We should borrow Patricia for that. Yes, speaking of shout out while lead if you're listening and our boy Crane on our a friend of the show his his and I had to fill

[00:40:21] in one year.

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[00:40:26] absolutely disgusting that you have to eat and they go to a