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If I recreate the albatross from 247 out on pine




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one and I film the whole thing one continuous shot,




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will you try to eat half a golf ball? But try to eat half a




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golf ball. Put whatever sauce you want on it. Do we




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have ambulance? That's what I was going to say. Yeah. If we didn't have somebody




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on site. Yeah, we can have multiple people on site. We'll have so much money




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in sponsors by then. Shout out to Daphne. Shout out Chris Paul, CP, and




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Scott Van Pelt. If we have somebody on site with the jaws of life, then,




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yeah. Did I tell you about my albatross?




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Ayo, here we go. Come on.




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Welcome to another episode of did I tell you about my albatross? I'm your




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host, Albie. This is the goth podcast for honest degenerates. It's like




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teeing up with your favorite forsome every week and diving into the best stories




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in and around golf. You guys ready to tee off? Let's go.




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We added chillin on the right. We got another episode of did I tell you




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about my albatross? And, boy, do we have a good one for you tonight. I'm




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your host, Albie. I got my man panda with me. Say what's up,




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Panda? Hello. And we've got a guest in the




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shed. This is crazy. Good friend of ours, good friend of the show, good




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friend of the family, and welcome to Albie's nest.




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Drew, Evelyn. Thank you very much. Thanks for coming in. Dude, it's




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been golf club. We've been thinking about getting




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you on here for quite some time, and I'm glad it finally happened. Hopefully the




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first of many. So Drew and I go way back. So I think,




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Drew, I probably met you in 2016, right? I know when we first moved to




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Tampa, I think I joined Carolwood at, like, 2016. I believe




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it was a long time ago. So has happened a lot. Drew and I




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have shared quite a bit, even. In fact, you were with me for my first




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and only hole in one. This is what precluded the




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albatross that I'm happy to tell you about. Drew, I




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think you already know about it, and so does our audience. But you were there




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for it, right? You saw it. I'm not going to say it's got an asterisk




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on it. What is your take




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on that? So just so a reminder for everyone, I got a hole in one




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on a legit. Like, we're playing from the blues dips. It was windy that




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day, like, 158 out. It was legit, but it




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was during COVID and there was the foam




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shit in the hole. Right. But it wasn't like in my opinion.




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I felt like that actually. I feel like that deserves more credit because it




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could have easily bounced out. Is that your take or




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know that is my take. But




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the cart girl is what I remember. I think




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Emily came right around the corner like right when you




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made that ace and you did the




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right thing. You bought us all drinks. I feel like hugging you right now, dude.




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I mean it didn't take 10 seconds. Sort of come around the corner. No.




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So we got a crazy episode because we're going to try to pack a lot




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in here and we're going to try to go pretty quick. We got a spaghetti




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challenge update. Everyone remembers when Panda made the comment




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about man, Scotty shuffler. Do you know where this originated from?




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The spaghetti stuff? Yeah, a little bit about




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how like. Well it came from like the




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TGL. Is that the tiger? Yeah. Tiger Golf




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league or not tomorrow Golf league. Stupid name by the way. Terrible name




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where I said that you put. Let me get your opinion on




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that. You put a guy that is on




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mats all day because there is a professional golf league of guys




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that hit simulator balls all day long. They play that all




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know this big thing in social this week. Joey donuts or whatever the fuck his




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better. All right. We're going to call him Joey donuts. I like that better too.




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You're right. Panda. Which by the way, I'm like I could definitely play




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Jersey Jerry's game because it's about damn time that I




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get a hole on myself. Now does that count? Does a simulator hole in one




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count? No, I don't think it does a little bit. I don't think it does.




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I think it counts as a simulator hole in one. Yeah.




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Okay. Yeah, you can say that. He also had, I mean he hit




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the same ball like 9000 times 2500 or something. I don't know.




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Yeah. Like over 4000 times. Dude. It became a challenge. Everyone started




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so it went Viral. It was the hottest. I don't know. I read




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it like Tom Brady was writing. It's insane




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to me. My albatross to win a tournament should be even




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more famous. But that's okay. But my point filmed. My




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point to Panda is that a guy




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hitting into a simulator in a professional league doing it all day




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would fucking destroy the guys on the PGA Tour hitting into a




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simulator. That's mine. They're hitting off mats now. Typically they're hitting off




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mats. I know that. Tomorrow Goffley, they were talking about hitting off real turf




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at least I thought before the whole dome collapsed and it caught on fire. Whatever.




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Do you hit a seven iron as far in the TGL league




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as you do at PJ Superstore? I tell you who knows it, because. It'S always




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200 yards. I'll tell you who knows it is the people that do it for




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a living in the simulators. I'll tell you who don't really have a good idea.




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That would be the professional guys who are on tour hitting it out of real




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grass. And that was my argument, is that those guys absolutely have an




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advantage over the pro guys. Now, Panda said Scotty Sheffler could




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hit a ball out of a plate of spaghetti or a pile of spaghetti. And




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I love that idea. So we started doing this. We basically went up




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to. And if you're on YouTube, check this out. Because I've been approaching random




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people. Panda and I had an episode where we went up to two kids




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from Jesuit, and they started. We're like, hey, do you want to hit a




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driver? They were on pine one, my favorite hole. Don't make it over the




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water. Can you make it over the water off a pile of spaghetti? And they




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were great sports, and they did it. And one dude fucking




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crushed it. The other dude did. Okay. It was hard.




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It's hard to hit off a plate, a pile of spaghetti. It's probably less




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dense. You got to look into the density of, like, a normal carawood




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divot versus spaghetti. You got to figure out, is that closer to




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sand? We found out some good metrics of the




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spaghetti. It comes out knuckly. It depends on what




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we had the launch monitor. So it comes out like 900 spins. What does a




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ball mark look like on an eight iron after hitting on




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spaghetti? We actually have that exact low. We can show you.




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Comes in skippy. It's just a little bit messy for




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me. No sauce. No sauce.




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We did it without sauce. We did the challenge with sauce. We had no one




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that participated. I'm assuming it's because of the sauce. So my thought was to maybe




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take the sauce away. Give away anyone that




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tags us in the videos, a vessel, golf bag,




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and we'll put the names in a hat, and we'll figure




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out who won. We want to get spaghetti banned on the golf course. We want




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to get spaghetti banned on the golf course. I want golf courses across the country




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or world to be like, hey, this spaghetti challenge, like, no one can do this




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anymore. Stop doing it. Signs that say, we have birds everywhere. No




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spaghetti, no walking, no letting your dog shit on the fairway. No hitting




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off. No spaghetti. Yes. Just imagine if you,




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in this game, let's call it or challenge, you




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require sauce to be just off the tea box.




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We can do that. So then there's no. We're making our own




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challenge. Yeah. So there's no spaghetti or




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sauce on our tea box. Yeah, I mean, I like that. I kind of




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like the different pastas. Like, I literally cooked




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well, I mean, I cooked all kinds of different kinds of pasta.




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We had a little bit of everything, didn't we, panda. We had Mac and cheese.




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We had angel hair. We had penne. We had. Do you think you could




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tee up a driver off penne? Well,




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we haven't done penne yet. That's in our




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coming. It's definitely coming. That's also phase two. Yeah. We got multiple phases




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of this bad boy. And then the other thing that I'll show you. So I




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went last night with my son, Grayson. Shout out to




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grey gray. He was there with me. And we are




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also doing another challenge where I'm going to go every single day and I'm going




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to try to hit my albatross. I'm going to try to recreate my albatross. And




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I've got two attempts at it so far. The first day was, it was a




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hurricane and it was 60 yards short. The second day, I




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got greenside. It goes crazy. I'm like, this is totally possible. I'm going to fucking




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make another one of these, and I'm going to have it on camera. Now. I




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got to be honest, you can't really see where that ball is




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going in that video. It's because it's dark. Yeah, but, man, it looked like a




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giant snap hook to me, the way. I was




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facing what was on the left side of the green. It wasn't a snap hook.




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It was actually a. I was like, oh,




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update. Fringe. Nice. Yeah. You like that? How




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I did a little jump cut. They call that. That was. That was. That's a




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real deal now. Have you thought about putting a plaque into the ground




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there? Yes. Okay. Do we need a plaque? Do we need




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to, like, I grew up catholic. Do we just need to go around




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the clubhouse with a basket and just be like, this is for




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albies? No, I think we just put it in. I think we get our own




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plaque. We don't need donations. I'll do it right now. We just




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drive there in the middle of the night. I'll help install that.




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We got to have a video on that. So one of the other segments that




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going to be doing, I love the plaque idea. I did buy a laser engraver.




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I can totally laser engrave everything, because what I wanted to do is, for every




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episode, you're going to get a ball marker, a customized ball marker. When you leave




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here, we're going to take a funny moment from the show. Hopefully we'll have a




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couple. We're off to a rocky start,




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and then I'm going to have a funny moment, and then I'm going to have




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a ball marker. I'm going to film me making it and then I'm going to




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send it to whoever was on. So that's one of the segments we're going to




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be doing. Back to the spaghetti challenge, though. So Gregory and




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I were at Carolwood last night and I recreated the albatross




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and Greenside. You said it. Snapping. Whatever. Gregory and I




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found these two kids that were nice dudes, and I just went




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up to them and said, hey, do you mind hitting off the spaghetti? And




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this is what it looked like. Can you guys see




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that? This is




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the whole process. You know how long it takes to




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cook a lot of pasta? It's not easy, dude.




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Make sauce. Got to put that. Yeah, that's going to get everywhere. And it




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did put that in there. Yeah. Drain. That




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looks good, dude. Would you guys be opening? These are the guys. These are the




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kids. What's up? If you can get it on the green, off a plate of




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spaghetti, I'll give you. Are those Michael's friends with the Tennessee? All right, you want




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to give it a whirl? All right, let's do it. Several different pastas you can




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choose. They get it pine nine, angel hair. We've also




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got. If they get it on the green from pine nine, these




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guy, you choose the pasta, they get 20. We even got red sauce if you.




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Want to get crazy. From. No, from




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like after. Oh, 119. Put it on top. This is what




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hole again? Oh, this is PI nine. Yeah, it's an island.




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Now this dude chose Mac and cheese. I love it. This will be




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fun. Is this the first time you've ever hit me off Mac and




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cheese? Yeah. Okay. First time you hit off Mac and cheese. I was surprised by




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that stance. Yeah, look, good swing. Yeah, that's




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on the green. First time ever.




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$20. Nice. Mac and cheese.




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Nice to meet you. I don't know if I got $20. I thought for sure




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this was going to be an easy, like content that was going to be free.




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Now, his buddy. Stay tuned to what happened to his budy or catch us on




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socials because that'll be coming out. But anyway, the update is the challenge




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is going rabbit like. Dude, people are freaking out over it. The PJ show is




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coming next week. We've got another tease that we're going to throw out there. So,




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Cabot, let's go ahead and talk panda and drew about Cabot




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citrus Farm. So anyone in the Tampa Bay area knows that there was a really




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cool course at one point called I. This is one of my favorite courses




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in two courses. Yeah. I mean, their practice facility was




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amazing. When they had money or when they




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kept it up. It was probably my favorite track in Florida. Hosted the




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WGCs, too. They did. They had Phil Nicholson versus




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who the fuck was it? I forget. Shells. Wonderful.




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Oh, that's right. That was shells. You're right. Sorry. It was Phil. It was Phil




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and someone. But anyway, the track is amazing. It reminds me a lot of North




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Carolina. And anyway, Cabot came in, scooped it




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up, pennies on the dollar, and they flipped it around. They're like, right at




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the tail end of all the renovations. So we are so




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excited because we have somehow finagled our way into




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getting media passes. And we're going to get a preview play, and we




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are going to be some of the first people to play Cabot citrus farms.




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We're going to be filming it. And then I've got some surprise collaborations




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coming up. These are some of the best, most well known dudes




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in the golf social, whatever you call them. What do




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you call those people? Content creators. Golf content,




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YouTube creators. I don't know. What do you call you? Yeah, what




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do we call us? Yeah. Other than degenerates. So anyway, we're excited about




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that. I think that's going to be fun. That's coming out. We're going to be




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playing stump the panda here in a minute. And then I think




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let's just go ahead and jump into the one




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arm variation. So we've done this challenge before. Andrew, did you




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see that? The one arm challenge? Golden arm, I think we call it.




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Did you actually see who won? Did Billy win? So




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he was hitting with one. Yeah. Yeah, I know. He lost. No, Billy got




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shit. I don't think he got shit. Rocked. And you were throwing it. Yes.




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And everyone doubted me. Damn. Yeah.




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It just sounds. I don't know. I don't know how you did it. I have




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a fucking howitzer to my shoulder, dude. He




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has. It's kind of scary. Like, if he needed to kill you, he could throw




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a golf ball at you and it would shatter your spine. It's crazy. Like Kenny




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Powers. Jeez. Did you play baseball growing up?




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Yeah. And he threw the javelin. I threw the javelin. Oh,




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shit. Okay, there you go. We have a variation to that. Why don't you share




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what it is. Panda. And I think what I've decided on this one. I'm




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making an executive decision. I think we split these into two. It's just too much.




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It's too much going on. I mean, I love that bracket. Yes. You have the




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winners. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. A four person




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bracket. Dude, you're already contributing. Like, that's so much more than




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Billy's probably ever done on this show. Shepard, that's amazing. Gonna have to edit




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that out. No, I'm leaving that one in now. I'm just kidding. I will. I'll




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edit that out. That was a little rude. We love you, Billy. And that's not




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true, by the way. But he didn't show up tonight, so




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that I was a little. You know what? The wound is still open.




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Yeah. Well, I told you what he did. Right?




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Did I tell you what he did? I think I may have. The other night,




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so we were hanging out. I'm not going to put words in. Your mouth, but




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he told me that my albatross wasn't real. He said that there's a




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rumor. Kill him. Did you stab him? There's a rumor going around, and the only




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reason he did it is because Grady and I were beating him on the golf




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course. I should have put two and two together. This is like, a long time




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ago. This one. This was like a month. And




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so. Wow. I didn't know it was in dispute. It's not.




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It's not, dude. Well, I thought we need to kill this rumor.




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Well, we had two, dude. No, he just plays mind games with him because he




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gets a reaction. This is why he does it. He does it because he gets




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a. Reaction out of you. But, dude, I've put a little bit in this.




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I had a podcast based on my. But then I




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started playing. Fuck. It started, dude drew a mess with me so much so quickly




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because then I started being like, oh, they probably didn't want to. Like, wow. Really




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ran with this. Like, he started a podcast on know. He's in




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too deep. Yeah, he's in too deep. And now we didn't want to tell him.




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So the way Billy did it was like, hey, man, I don't even know how




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to say this, but Nick. So Nick was one of the guys that saw go




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in. Him and Andy were waiting for us, or sea turtle were waiting for us




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at the green. And so Nick was like, yeah, the other day Nick was, hey,




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man. Like, there's this nasty rumor around. Said that Andy and I put it in




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the hole before they got.




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So. It's hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. It's a great joke,




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but I started actually messing me. Dude, I consider




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you to be an honorable man. Well, yes.




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And I don't think most real golfers




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would do that in a tournament. That is blast.




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No, I would never. He was




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saying, I wouldn't have known. They would have done it without me knowing. That's the




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thing. They would have done it without me knowing. And the biggest problem I have




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with this was the fact that. Oh, my God, dude, I just told




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a gazillion people that I got an albatross to win a golf tournament. And




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it's so fucked up. You have a mouse pad. Yes.




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Did I tell you about my albatross logo? Dude,




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I got four signs behind you. Look at this table. This table has it out.




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Look, let me try and get out of the way here for the YouTube peeps.




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Like, that's a golf ball with the albatross in the middle of it. I'm all




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about got. You even had the Kerowood golf staff




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write you an email. No, they wrote, that's to all the




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members. Yeah, that's the one that they send out. Now, the drew,




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the thing is, I had to make that trophy myself. Right? And then they didn't




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even give me a trophy. Do you think they should make you a trophy, dog?




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Yeah, dude, for winning a golf tournament. On you get. For winning the




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golf tournament. You do, but not back then because they only gave it to the




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gross winners and it's actually a net only. I thought you were saying that




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they didn't send anything out. No, they did. They sent that. But




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look at, the biggest thing that they missed is the fact that it wasn't on




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my last shot to win the tournament to tie for the win. Oh, you know




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what it was? They never said anything about your hole in one. They never said




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anything about my hole in one. Then they started sending out emails.




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So they did not make the same mistake




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again. But they left out the most important part of that. But that's




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okay. I mean, that's fine. They didn't mention that it was an. Albatross on the




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last shot to win the last tournament. Yeah, that's kind of a




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small detail. I mean, the ods are one in 600 million with the data




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scientist we hired, but I'm over. It's not really that big of a deal. Yeah.




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You've set your emotions aside, clearly. Anyway,




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back to this one arm, one club challenge that you had an




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excellent addition to. So what did you say again? I think we




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should up bracket it. Yeah, I agree. One versus one.




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Probably the toddler clubs versus one arm would be.




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So let's talk through the bracket. Let's talk through this a little bit. So obviously,




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those who don't know, go to our YouTube. I'm sure it'll be up by the




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time this thing gets out. But we have a one arm. We basically took a




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guy throwing the ball, panda, and we played nine




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holes from the red tees. Another guy had, which was




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shepherd had a one club, one arm, any club in his




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bag for any shot. And we wanted to see who won. And it




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came down. He thinks it was, what do you call it? A shit




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rocking. A shit rocking which great band name, by the




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way? I think it was not because I was




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there. It came down the last hole. I mean, it came down to two holes.




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It was like he won on eight. Yeah. That's not a shit




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rocking. No. Great question for the polls. Whatnot. It's not. It just gets




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him fired up. That's why I do that. All right. It's also to invoke an




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emotion. Yeah. You guys just love playing with people's emotions. We




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do. But the point was there that that was a great kind.




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Like, we loved it. We're going to do two on two versus. But we had




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a variation to that. So one arm, one club.




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So you could choose any one club in your bag. You have to play




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the whole round or however many holes we decide with just one club. Right.




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Versus one arm guy with all the clubs in his bag.




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That's bracket one, bracket two. You take over




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panda, you hit every. Ball off of




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pasta. Love it. Versus. You have really




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tiny junior kids clubs. Yes.




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Which usually. That's an interesting one because sometimes they only come like




00:19:51

five clubs. No, we just bought a set. You probably know from Jack.




00:19:55

You get 14. No, we just bought one for Adley because she's starting




00:19:58

her. No, it's less than that, dude. It's a seven iron,




00:20:02

a pitching wedge, a driver. Yeah. A Hybrid and a driver. I'm




00:20:06

like, toddler clubs would be hard, but honestly, I




00:20:10

think one club versus




00:20:12

spaghetti would be a better match. Spaghetti gets really




00:20:16

tough putting. How do we do the seating on this one? How do we seed




00:20:20

this fucker? Do we put one arm versus.




00:20:24

How do we seed it? Is it like normal tease? It's




00:20:28

like 6000 yard golf course one arm




00:20:32

guy. You should have a little bit of a disadvantage there. You got to pull




00:20:35

the audience on this one. All right, let's put down the poll.




00:20:39

How do we seed this challenge? And then what's the giveaway to




00:20:43

whoever wins? We need a sponsor so bad, otherwise it's




00:20:46

just coming, just paying itself




00:20:50

or whoever beats us. You got to spend money to make money.




00:20:54

Oh, we'll get you a sponsor. Yeah, we'll get a sponsor.




00:20:59

Speaking of sponsors, we can't give any sponsor shout outs unless they actually




00:21:02

give us money. They can give us money, but. Hand




00:21:06

me that marker locker. Shout out to our marker locker,




00:21:10

boys. These guys just dropped this bad boy. Love it,




00:21:14

man. Love the packaging. I told you I was going to do an unopening on




00:21:16

camera. Look at this. I have waited this entire time




00:21:20

to open it up. I think it's sexy,




00:21:24

man. And what's cool about it is inside, real easy to




00:21:28

open. You got all these magnets. You can put all your fancy ball markers there.




00:21:31

Do you know about the ball marker world? Oh, yeah. I'm into it now.




00:21:35

And every time I go to a new golf course, I get a ball




00:21:38

marker. So I've got some really cool ones, and my brother got me one from




00:21:42

Olympic out in San Francisco for Christmas.




00:21:45

Wow. But the thing is, I got a ball locker, I




00:21:49

guess, for my side table next to my bed. Just throw a




00:21:53

bunch of stuff there. And, dude, it's overloaded.




00:21:57

Nice. I mean, they're expensive. That's what got me into late.




00:22:01

Over the holiday break, I got into late turn engraving, and I really, like I




00:22:03

said I wanted to do this segment with the markers, but that's what got me




00:22:07

into it are these guys. I didn't even know about it. Dude, there's




00:22:10

this one guy called luxury ball marks, markers or something like that.




00:22:14

Shout out to him because he reached out to the show. This guy does




00:22:18

faces on Rolexes, and you're like, oh, that's a pretty good copy of




00:22:22

that face on a Rolex. No, that's actually the real thing. That's inside




00:22:26

the Rolex. And they start at like $4 for a ballmark. Wait




00:22:29

a second. He takes the face of Rolexes and makes them




00:22:33

into ballmark? I'm probably butchering it. Like, I want to make sure.




00:22:38

Obviously, it's a unique product, but, yeah. I think the big thing is




00:22:42

that people pay $4 for a ballmark. People




00:22:45

pay, not typically that, but, I mean, they do run from. I thought it was




00:22:49

like 15, $20 for all ball markers. And then I didn't realize that there's this




00:22:52

whole world that there's like. Yeah. These really unique ones, these really




00:22:56

high end custom ones that you can get for thousands. What's the most that




00:23:00

you've ever paid for a ball marker?




00:23:04

I was telling these guys when we had them on, I think for me,




00:23:08

I'm like you. I go to a nice course, I'm always going to get a




00:23:10

ball marker. And then that's how I remember. It's like a tangible memory for me.




00:23:15

I've paid probably $30 for those, so I'd say 30. What about you




00:23:19

guys. Man? I've probably paid,




00:23:22

like, $100. Oh, have you really? Yeah.




00:23:26

Wow. Yeah. There's a company on




00:23:29

Instagram that I follow. Pins and aces.




00:23:33

No, but their logo is like a




00:23:36

ghost. That's a good company, because, I mean, the marker locker guys had those, and




00:23:39

they had everything from, like, an old game Boy, like, an old Game Boy cartridge




00:23:43

that was like. Was that where you had trash fire? So then they told me




00:23:46

dumpster fire. Yeah. And I started getting into them. And so we have all these




00:23:50

sayings from the show, like, fuck. Know




00:23:55

what's another good one that you had? I mean, obviously, bunkers happen. Is one of




00:23:58

my favorites. Sam Snead plays chicks for money. See, on the next. Tea




00:24:02

came out. Adderall on salads. Eat that, bug. Adderall on salad




00:24:06

press. That's one of my favorites. Pound. Pound. What's that?




00:24:10

Does that say dick ball? It says bite ball.




00:24:16

Yeah. And so anyway, I think it'd be funny and hilarious to actually put all




00:24:19

this. Who the fuck is Harry Cooper, by the way? Do you know? Yep. Harry




00:24:23

Cooper? Yeah. Is that a golf person? Yeah, it is.




00:24:27

Yeah. Panda knew him. Is this person




00:24:30

alive? No, not anymore. But he was handsome. We lost Harry. Yeah,




00:24:34

he's gone. Looks like Calvin Pete's gone. But you know what? I




00:24:37

think that's a t shirt. Like, who the fuck is, like, what? He won the




00:24:41

most tournaments. What is it? Panda. You know Harry Cooper?




00:24:45

Yes. Has won the most PGA Tour events of any human




00:24:48

being. Who hasn't won a major. Harry




00:24:52

Cooper. All right. Can I guess a number? Sure. Are we




00:24:56

going into stuff the panda. Were you ready for something? Panda here. Let's go with




00:25:00

35. Very close. 31. Okay. How do you. But they




00:25:04

were in, like, the. Was with you when you learned this, and I don't know




00:25:07

how you. It's not even the fact that you know, it's the retention. The retention




00:25:11

on your brain is on jeopardy, bro. It's so fewer wise.




00:25:14

He wants to go on jeopardy so bad. But unless it's golf related, I don't




00:25:18

know how your normal knowledge is. Can you tell me




00:25:21

what's your algebra? How's your botany




00:25:24

going? Ask me some fucking botany questions.




00:25:28

Would they have state trees sidetracked? Do they have state trees or state plants? Do




00:25:32

we know? Or state flowers? How does it work? Yeah,




00:25:35

I think there's a tree. Okay. All right. What Florida




00:25:39

State tree? The pumpkin. Probably a palmetto.




00:25:44

It's not a Douglas Moss. Okay. It's not a Douglas fur. All




00:25:48

right. We are hopping, walking an alligator




00:25:52

inside. Of a dollar general next to a meth lab.




00:25:55

At least it's not like one of those Komodo dragons are in like




00:25:59

711 in Thailand. Are they? They have Komodo. You've never seen




00:26:02

that video? They don't have Komodo dragons? No. Have you seen this video,




00:26:06

panda? I haven't seen a Komodo dragon. It was like one




00:26:10

of those, like, Charlie bit my finger type of videos that went




00:26:13

around a few years back. Fucking Komodo dragon in a convenience




00:26:17

store. It was like 8ft long, climbing the




00:26:20

walls. Monitor




00:26:24

lizard. It frightened shoppers at a store in Thailand when it




00:26:28

wandered in. And then it started climbing that shelf. Once it got up there, the




00:26:31

lizard stretched out. Lizard took a rest. There are some




00:26:35

folks who think that the lizard came in to get a break from the heat




00:26:38

and humidity outside. What's even more striking are the number of




00:26:42

people that are, like, laughing in the background shooting the video. Yeah. I would have




00:26:46

seen a lizard right out the front door. Okay, great. We usually do not




00:26:49

let people, because you brought that to the show. That is an amazing contribution.




00:26:53

Thank you. We love that. That's what we're all about.




00:26:57

Panda and Shepard, this last episode, they had some great points.




00:27:00

Drew. They said that I don't even really. Or monitor lizard.




00:27:04

They said that to me. It's not even golf.




00:27:07

I can really care less about golf. I care more about, are there more eyes




00:27:11

or legs in the world than I do about what's




00:27:15

on Jordan's Pete's mind? I don't know.




00:27:18

And by the way, are there more eyes or legs in the world?




00:27:22

I've had a minute to think about this because we talked about it the




00:27:26

other day and I don't




00:27:30

know, actually, can I ask a qualifying




00:27:33

question? Okay. Are the eyes, do they have




00:27:37

to be physically there or do they have to work?




00:27:41

Probably physically there, right? Oh, I think physically there qualifies if that's




00:27:44

the case. Man, I'm going to say there are more eyes. I think there's for




00:27:48

sure more eyes. Why? Because you think there's a lot of creatures out there that




00:27:51

don't use their eyes. I think there's a lot of people. Legs, like you




00:27:55

said. Yeah. And there's like a lot of people that have gotten their legs caught




00:27:58

in a wood chipper. Oh, this is, this is like lizards and




00:28:02

bugs, dude. All living things. Everyone goes there. It's so




00:28:06

funny. I got to describe this better. Panda. You really need to search whales.




00:28:10

Yes. They have no legs. Tentacles. Fins do not count as




00:28:13

legs. Come at me. I'm going to go with




00:28:17

eyes. Eyes in a lion slide. Yeah. Chachi Pete thinks




00:28:21

legs. No, because you got a whole ocean full of. Sometimes




00:28:24

it's, know, weird. Weird non legged




00:28:28

animals. Yeah. The other question we always ask everyone on the show is, can a




00:28:31

human being eat a golf ball and survive?




00:28:35

And you may have had some time to even digest this one. What's your take




00:28:39

on it? And I use the word digest on purpose. What do you




00:28:43

think, bud? That's for monitor lizard. Monitor lizard,




00:28:46

yes. Go for monitor lizard. All right. I'm making you a ball marker




00:28:50

tonight. Amazing. So, yeah,




00:28:54

somebody can definitely eat a. Thank you golf ball, for sure. Okay.




00:28:58

Because the human body is an incredible thing. I mean, if you train




00:29:01

yourself to swallow giant




00:29:05

spherical objects, like a walnut,




00:29:09

like those joey chestnut and everything.




00:29:13

Panda, tell them what you think they eat. Lettuce. They eat lettuce to expand




00:29:16

their stomach. Is that what they do? How do you know? You know a little




00:29:19

bit about this, it sounds like. Well, I know a lot about a little. Okay.




00:29:23

A little about a lot, I think is actually it. That's golf




00:29:27

ball for sure. Yeah, 100%. I bet the house on it.




00:29:30

Somebody out there? Yeah. Some weird




00:29:34

panda. If I make this albatross. If I make this




00:29:37

albatross. Not albatross. If I just make this shot, if I




00:29:41

recreate the albatross from 247 out on pine




00:29:44

one and I film the whole thing, one continuous shot,




00:29:48

will you try to eat half a golf ball? But try to eat half a




00:29:52

golf ball. Put whatever sauce you want on it. Do we




00:29:56

have ambulance if we didn't have




00:29:59

somebody on site? Yeah, we can have multiple people on site. We'll have so much




00:30:03

money in sponsors by then. Shout out to Daphne. Shout out Chris Paul, CP three,




00:30:06

and Scott Van Pelt. If we can have somebody on site with the jaws of




00:30:09

life, then, yeah. Oh, this is amazing. I found




00:30:13

on Reddit. So there's a link that I sent you guys on the golf




00:30:17

ball update. It's been done. It's been done. It's been




00:30:20

swallowed. So we actually. This is. I don't know if I'm excited




00:30:24

about this or if I was just so disappointed because I don't know how interesting




00:30:27

this will be anymore after this, but long story short, it's been




00:30:31

done and the person lived. Okay,




00:30:34

so Panda always says, if you can swallow a sword, you




00:30:38

can swallow. I agree 100%. That's what I was going to say.




00:30:42

Yeah. And fire to you. But




00:30:46

before you do this, do you pick a certain golf ball or




00:30:50

do you just go for. It's not a. Whatever. What do they call them? Panda?




00:30:53

Feathery. A feathery or a gutty. It's not a gutty. It would be a




00:30:56

title. My gutties like firm. But yeah, the whole point. Feathery is




00:30:59

firm. Where this came about or where this came about. That




00:31:03

was a weird way to say where this came from is. It




00:31:07

basically came from Panda saying. I said that, hey, one of the contests we're going




00:31:10

to do or one of the things that's going to be our dna is once




00:31:13

we get a certain number of subscribers, I'm absolutely going to fucking not




00:31:17

mention the albatross ever again, ever in my life. I will never mention it.




00:31:20

And Panda's thing was. What was your take on that? My thing was, no,




00:31:24

the fuck you aren't. So if you do you have to eat the ball.




00:31:28

Panda said that I'll be playing pine one one day with a bunch of gibronis




00:31:32

that will hook one way left, like I always do. Just




00:31:36

like top roll one onto the green and be like, that's the best shot that's




00:31:39

ever been hit here. And he just has to stand there with his dick in




00:31:43

his hands and stare at him and be like, yes, no chance.




00:31:47

It's a very good point. And I'm like, dude, I'm an honorable dude. I'm obviously




00:31:51

going to man of my word. I'm absolutely going to keep my word. If I




00:31:53

say a certain number of subscribers, I'm not going to say it again. And he




00:31:56

didn't believe me and he was like, there's got to be a penalty. Why don't




00:31:58

you eat that golf ball. If you don't t shirt. Yes. That




00:32:02

is eat that golf ball ball. Marker. T shirt. Buy it




00:32:05

on fm. Yes, exactly.




00:32:10

Okay, that's the update on the swallow the ball again. I don't know if I'm




00:32:13

happy. Sad. What's your take on it? Real quick, panda? You've been a part of




00:32:16

a lot of these. Are you happy or sad to hear the result of this?




00:32:19

Happy. I've always been team. Somebody could do it. I don't think the




00:32:22

average person, like, if we gave 100 people a golf ball. Someone's dying. Hey,




00:32:26

get this down. It's not 100% live rate,




00:32:30

but someone can do it. What's the percentage? Is it. I




00:32:34

don't know. It's got to be, like, over 100%, right? All right, our next challenge,




00:32:37

we're going to take 100 random people, big, small, tall. We're going to get 100




00:32:41

people, and we're going to take bets on the percentage of people that die. Are




00:32:44

we talking about death? Are we talking. Well, we're going to actually see who can




00:32:48

do it, but everybody's going to. Have to sign up. I think your




00:32:51

options waiver. I think your options are kind of death




00:32:55

or not death. Okay. All right. So there's got to be either you. Spit it




00:32:59

up or you try to get it down. That's what she said.




00:33:03

You get the shed. So you get the shed. No way. Fucking fuck. No,




00:33:06

dude. This is the only thing we have going for us. This is the magic




00:33:09

that happens in here. So speaking of magic, Drew, have you ever seen




00:33:13

my magic trick? And this would be a great time to have a video of




00:33:15

this. I need to do it, and I'm going to go ahead and spoil it




00:33:17

for anyone that tunes in. Hopefully there's not many people at our club tune into




00:33:20

this yet because I want to get some honest reactions. Have you seen my




00:33:24

tie? Your own the shoelaces tie themselves trick? Have you




00:33:28

panda the shoelaces tie themselves trick? I've never done that for you




00:33:32

guys. No magic?




00:33:36

It's better than who, Danny? Okay. I will say,




00:33:39

okay, I'll take it. We went to Montrealizard's son's birthday




00:33:43

party not too long ago, and he had a magician there. And I don't know




00:33:46

if I was more excited than the kids were. I was like, I was love




00:33:49

it. We had so much. But, no, I'm a big magic guy, and one of




00:33:53

the ways I introduced myself to a lot of guys at the club is I




00:33:55

do, like, a weird, stupid magic trick. And I would usually fail at it, but




00:33:59

one that is in my repertoire that came out the other day because it's not




00:34:02

very cold here very often, you have to wear pants for it is the tie




00:34:06

your own shoelaces trick. And if I knew how to edit and




00:34:09

stuff, hopefully I'll put the video up right now of me doing it and blowing




00:34:13

someone's mind. There you go. Bam. So people can see it. Okay. All right,




00:34:16

well, I'm going to go play some golf. Oh, wait, your shoes untied.




00:34:20

Oh, yeah. Have you guys seen these? These are the new shoes. These are the




00:34:23

new foot joys. Actually tie themselves. Have you seen. Yeah, if you just give a




00:34:26

little shake, shake a rip look. Actually ties itself. See?




00:34:30

Wow. All right,




00:34:34

let me ask you this. So in South Florida, what specifically was it West Palm




00:34:37

or where are you guys from again? Wellington. I feel like a




00:34:41

lot of pros have migrated there in the last




00:34:44

years. I don't remember




00:34:48

the number of pros that lived there. Used to live there when




00:34:52

I grew up. I think Jack Nicholas, you know, he




00:34:56

lived there. Tigers obviously lived there after he left.




00:35:00

You know, Rory, that was kind of awesome to see know




00:35:04

go down there. But there's been a lot of clubs, new clubs open




00:35:08

up and prestigious ones all the way up the, you




00:35:12

know, through sound and just. I think the latest one was




00:35:15

Justin Thomas's panther national. I think it is. Oh, it




00:35:19

like, is his signature course or. Yeah, I think that's where




00:35:23

he practices and plays out of. Shut up, JT. Come on here, baby.




00:35:27

We love you. You were.




00:35:31

Nah, we didn't want to see that episode. I was disappointed in them




00:35:34

that they chose and no harm on him. It's not a dig on him.




00:35:38

It's just the fact that based on. Performance, you can't play both sides of the




00:35:41

fence. I'm not. I'm actually just telling him that this year it just so happens,




00:35:45

and it sucks because it's sports and it's like you have to make a decision.




00:35:48

But it sucks that his bad play,




00:35:52

he just had a bad year, and it happened during the Ryder cup year. And




00:35:56

to me, I didn't think that was a great choice. Now he played okay. It




00:36:00

wasn't a great choice. Thank you, Drew. Yeah. Who did they leave?




00:36:03

Cam young. Oh, my gosh. Who's the guy




00:36:07

that won like three? Lucas Bradley. Bradley




00:36:10

Glover won like two tournaments in the last four




00:36:14

weeks of the season. Keegan Bradley was one that they actually




00:36:18

had come out and he played around with. Zach Johnson, played




00:36:22

really well and then they left him off. And if you look at what he




00:36:25

did. Yeah, well, the thing is, I thought. They were going to




00:36:28

get shit rocked by whoever they brought. I think we




00:36:32

got to change the shit rock, dude, I can't have you singing shit rocked. Why?




00:36:36

Because what does shit rocked mean? If I heard the term shit




00:36:39

rocked, does that mean that you're fucked up. Does it mean that you're




00:36:43

shit rocked? If you put it on a t shirt, it'll forever




00:36:46

be t shirt. They were going to.




00:36:50

That's your warehouse they brought over there. Monitor lizard and shit rocked. I am




00:36:54

not shit rocked. I don't even know about Monitor Lizard. I think it should be




00:36:58

like, komodo Dragon. I think that's cooler. Elo




00:37:01

monster. I think, like, monitor




00:37:05

Lizard is like the official. That's what that




00:37:09

one was. Oh, they did. Damn. They said a giant




00:37:12

monitor lizard. I fucked myself.




00:37:16

No, but I mean Komodo dragon and sign of. Komodo dragons are bigger.




00:37:21

They're worse. They're a lot worse. We need another poll.




00:37:25

No, this is a fake one. This is a fake fucking video. Look at this.




00:37:28

They took that same video. It's fucking scary. And then they put




00:37:32

this guy on. That's fucking bullshit, dude.




00:37:36

And he called it pretty fucking real to me. They called it a Komodo dragon.




00:37:39

That's fucked up. Anyway, we give me Komodo dragon. They look very similar. I think




00:37:43

so. Komodo dragons have sharper teeth, and I believe they have bacteria in their mouth.




00:37:46

More so than a monitor lizard? I think they're subjective to




00:37:50

one specific area. Yeah, it's called the Guapaglos island. Shout out




00:37:54

to jeopardy. Shout out to me. Beat panda. And let's get into




00:37:57

stump the panda. All right, let's just do it because you're




00:38:01

fading fast and I'm fine. You need




00:38:04

hemoglobin. Hemoglobin, sure. Or rainbow




00:38:07

flavon. Rainbow Flavon. What is that




00:38:11

favorite segment? Let's get into stump the panda. And one




00:38:15

of the things I was most excited about is for Drew




00:38:18

Evelyn to bring the questions for stump the




00:38:22

panda. I've not been able to do it. I mean, maybe I might get them




00:38:24

from time to time. I can't really find a good rhythm for even asking




00:38:28

the questions. And they always make fun of me on the stupid questions. I'll tell




00:38:31

them the answer before I even ask the question. Sometimes I'll get all mixed up,




00:38:34

but I have not been successful. Drew, please help me out. And you




00:38:38

lead off, stump the panda. Let's go, baby.




00:38:43

From a shed in Tampa let's stump the panda




00:38:48

from a shed in Tampa come stump the panda, panda, panda's got the




00:38:52

facts he's second to none Gov. Trivia. What? Panda man is always




00:38:56

fun Gov. History. Go away with a twist up let's try, try to stump




00:39:00

the panda man if you dare. From knowing Gopa's mom's names and many toes,




00:39:03

too. How Panda knows these answers? Man, I got no clue. Warm shots of




00:39:07

Jaeger if he gets it wrong. If you're the 21 at home, join




00:39:11

along. I didn't know how obscure to make these, but




00:39:15

I went with less obscure kind




00:39:19

of categories that would be maybe familiar to you, but still might




00:39:23

stump you. Okay, let's go. But I love it. All right, I'm excited. All right.




00:39:26

And there is some nuance to this, which I'll explain, but give your




00:39:30

best answer. Okay. All right. What




00:39:34

is the longest drive ever hit in




00:39:37

PGA Tour history? In the shot link era,




00:39:42

the longest drive ever hit. It's got to be




00:39:45

something super obscure, like it was either at




00:39:49

Kapalua or it hit a car. Wait, time out, time out. Let me just make




00:39:52

sure I understand the question and make sure people at home can play along. Panda,




00:39:55

first of all, what is the penalty if you get it wrong? Are you drinking?




00:39:59

I mean, I got to get like the exact yard and the name of the.




00:40:02

No, no. You can give the name. Great question. You got into the




00:40:05

rules. You can give the name, name and




00:40:09

year. Or just name




00:40:13

is in a PGA tournament. Or is this included? It's in a PGA tournament.




00:40:16

Okay. The longest drive ever, I think. Okay, yeah, I got that. So




00:40:20

it's going to be something either stupid far. It was




00:40:24

either at capital it hit a cart path. I'm going to




00:40:27

say Xander Shoffley hit




00:40:30

1461. All right. I like to participate in this question alone




00:40:34

and this question only. I'm usually the one asking the questions. Can I please




00:40:37

participate? Okay, sweet. I would




00:40:41

like to say it was actually this past week, and I believe it was.




00:40:45

Oh, my God. What is that dude's name? It's not Max




00:40:48

Homa. It is Max Homa. Let's




00:40:52

go. It's not Max Homa? No, that's just. I call him because I don't want




00:40:56

to. I say that like a negative. A double negative means a positive, right? So




00:41:00

I thought anything is thumped a panda today with




00:41:03

recent news. That's pretty crazy, dude. I think




00:41:07

I might get two ball markers. He's working for the man now, and he's




00:41:11

not used to it. He doesn't know what to do with himself. Maybe I can




00:41:15

select Komodo Dragon instead of monitor lizard.




00:41:19

I'm going to give it to you for your one for one. Let's go. Let's




00:41:22

keep going. Do you have any other. Let me give you some. If you can




00:41:25

get information on that. Albie, you




00:41:29

saw this then? So Max homer hit




00:41:32

477 yard tee shot. Round three




00:41:37

on the 7th hole at the centri at Kapalua.




00:41:41

He made a birdie. It was a




00:41:43

525 yard hole. Hit it to




00:41:47

4ft from 44 yards. Wait, and he missed the




00:41:50

putt. No, he made the putt. It's a par four. But he made




00:41:54

birdie. He made a birdie. Yeah, but he's still yanked 44




00:41:57

yards. Oh, from 44 yards. Yeah. So




00:42:01

he commented after, when I think the




00:42:04

PJ tour posted on social or whatever, he said, for it being




00:42:08

uphill into the wind. I was pretty proud of this one.




00:42:11

I said, this is nuanced because DJ




00:42:16

drove the ball at the twelveth




00:42:20

hole at Capalua. No, DJ




00:42:24

had a 489 yard at the match play,




00:42:27

okay? And match plays don't count




00:42:30

for driving yardage for longest drives




00:42:34

for PJ Tour stats, okay? Which is crazy




00:42:38

for shot length. But before Max homer




00:42:41

hit the ball 477 yards, the previous




00:42:45

record was Davis Love, the third at the century.




00:42:49

On hole 18, different hole than Homa. Homer hit it




00:42:53

on seven. And Davis loves stood




00:42:57

for 20 years. 476 yards on the




00:43:00

18th hole of the last round. I mean,




00:43:04

imagine pummeling the ball 400




00:43:07

fucking 76 yards on the 18th




00:43:11

hole. DL, three yak of round four, and. It'S like a




00:43:15

long downhill one if you turn it over, but DL, three




00:43:18

yaksen, absolutely ridiculous. On the last hole, you mean? Yeah,




00:43:22

on the last hole. It was almost like it was hole. Was it to win




00:43:25

the tournament? Was it like the last shot to win the tournament? I forget




00:43:29

who won this, but he finished, like, third or something like




00:43:32

that. Like a couple of shots off. But when he gets an albatross




00:43:36

to win a tournament, come at us, we're. Going to talk about that forever.




00:43:40

He has a major. Would you trade your albatross for a major?




00:43:44

You mean the idea that anything's possible? I'm good, thanks. You wouldn't




00:43:48

trade it for a major. If you could just win the Masters? Anything's possible,




00:43:51

dude. You could still. Anything is possible. Your way to a major,




00:43:55

especially if I won the Masters. Then I should probably just assume that




00:43:59

anything's possible. Yeah, exactly. Okay, I got two more




00:44:02

quick stump panda questions. Not




00:44:06

any nuance or anything like that, just straight up. All right,




00:44:10

so lock in panda. Lock it in. All right,




00:44:14

so people. There are two




00:44:17

people with the most hole in ones on the




00:44:21

PGA Tour,




00:44:24

and it's a pretty big number. And




00:44:28

these are two big names in history. They're not




00:44:32

recent. They're in the last, like,




00:44:35

30 years to 15 years ago. Okay,




00:44:39

but most Holland ones on tour. There are two people tied with this number.




00:44:43

I'll tell you the number. Okay. Oh, that's nice. Actually, you know what, that's probably




00:44:47

the easier guess. Number




00:44:50

of hole in ones on tour for these two people. Like just




00:44:54

for your lifetime or do. You want him to name the people on tour? Yeah,




00:44:58

lifetime on tour. I'll tell you the people. No.




00:45:01

Unless he wants to give a golf. Does he get extra credit?




00:45:05

Okay, give him extra credit for the. Player




00:45:09

who most had the most hole in ones on the




00:45:13

two humans who are tied. That's crazy.




00:45:18

I don't think it's tiger. Like, tiger is the obvious one. I don't think it's




00:45:21

tiger. All in once. No. Come on, let's go with the




00:45:24

90s. Ooh, he's helping you. Okay, don't help the




00:45:28

panda. He can help. I mean, that's a pretty help broad.




00:45:32

Like help to stump the panda. Like Tiger was in the 90s, too, I




00:45:35

guess. Okay, 90s. Like Faldo




00:45:39

and fucking Deval. Harry Cooper didn't play for long




00:45:43

enough. Kind of, yeah. Would




00:45:46

say. Okay. All right.




00:45:52

That's like friends era. I'm going to go. They have




00:45:57

singularly,




00:46:01

like, eight Poland ones on the PGA. Whoa, great.




00:46:04

Guess. You're very close. Okay. Then I'm going to




00:46:08

go seven. And it's like Bernhard longer and




00:46:12

Phil. It's actually nine. All right,




00:46:15

so be the right club




00:46:19

today. Okay. Hal Sutton. Okay. Hal Sutton. Wait,




00:46:22

that's what? That's a good one. Wow, that was a really good. How'd you even




00:46:25

know that? I never heard of that. You say a phrase and that's a great




00:46:29

game. You say a phrase and guess the player I love. There you go. That's




00:46:32

a good one. The 99 players.




00:46:37

Yeah, go on, though. Mr. Okay, so it's ten. Okay.




00:46:41

Ten hole in ones. Wow. Two different people have had.




00:46:45

And they're like. I think the crazy stat that I saw was like




00:46:49

50 something people had more than five or six on




00:46:53

pour. Ten, hole in one. So, Hal Sutton.




00:46:56

Okay. And didn't this guy get in, like, a fight




00:47:00

over in California or Hawaii or something? God, I hope so. Robert




00:47:04

Allenby. Yeah, Robert Allenby was in, like, a thing in Hawaii. He was




00:47:08

in a scuffle. He was in a scuffle. Yes, sir. Is there, like a




00:47:11

question for a deep dive question for the poll? We do spinoffs. Okay.




00:47:15

Yeah. Can you use your fancy




00:47:19

handwriting to. Write down deep dive dash, what happened




00:47:22

with Robert Allenby? What the fuck happened with Alanby? Because it's possible it was




00:47:26

like a coke deal gone bad, is it? What do you mean? Please,




00:47:30

please write this down, and please, when can we do this deep dive?




00:47:34

I want you to draw an arrow, and I want you to point all the




00:47:36

way at the top. This takes precedence on all of it.




00:47:40

We got to move, dude. Can I come over to talk about Robert




00:47:44

Allenby's? I'll tell you all that you could learn.




00:47:47

How about that? In any amount of time, you could probably learn




00:47:51

that. We don't really know what the fuck happened. He got beat up.




00:47:55

He tweeted out a bunch of pictures. Let's just do it now. Let's do




00:47:59

it. He, like, tweeted out a bunch of pictures that he had, like, a black




00:48:02

eye and stuff, and we don't really know what happened. I think he withdrew from




00:48:06

the tournament. It wasn't at the Cappaloo event. It




00:48:09

was at a Sony, I think. You mean,




00:48:14

we don't even know when. That was, like, 20 something. This is another




00:48:18

stump the panda question. Guess. Within two years of the year. That




00:48:21

happened. 17.




00:48:25

That happened in 2015, actually, and that is within two years.




00:48:29

That is a push. That's not a win or a loss. Great job. Okay. Wow.




00:48:33

2015, January. It was close. You almost got 14 there. But,




00:48:37

yeah, Alan B. Posted a selfie of his entries and this story. So it




00:48:41

looks like he missed a cut of the Sony Open. Damn. You even said




00:48:45

that. That's crazy. Went drinking with then Caddy Mick middle




00:48:48

Mamo. That's not his name. Something like that. And he believes his




00:48:52

drink was spiked at the bar. Happens, dude. That happens. He got.




00:48:57

Of course. I could see that.




00:49:01

Is that worse than, like, Lucas Glover's wife




00:49:05

beating him up? All right, look up Lucas Glover.




00:49:10

Between Robert Allenby, Donaho Cabrera.




00:49:14

You're hired. Lucas, you're, like, five




00:49:17

things. And Tiger woods, like, who had the worst domestic? You




00:49:21

just want to know all the scandals. That is a great fucking




00:49:24

game. Say it again. The. Yes. What you just said. All




00:49:28

right, so between, like, Anhel Cabrera and Robert Allenby and




00:49:32

Lucas Glover and Tiger woods, like, what's the worst scamble?




00:49:36

Which is the worst domestic?




00:49:40

Like, there's some pretty bad ones. Okay. That would be such a fun night.




00:49:44

What about Gary Player's son? Yeah, the Gary player's son one was.




00:49:47

What is that? See, I don't even know that one. So they did a great




00:49:49

job of covering it up because I don't know. It didn't do it. I have




00:49:52

a golf podcast, and I don't know anything about. I don't know anything about Gary




00:49:56

Player's son. You've got Gary Encyclopedia behind just hawking golf




00:50:00

balls at the Masters. He was what? He was hawking golf




00:50:04

balls during the Lee elder ceremony at the Masters.




00:50:07

What's wrong with that? Why is that worse?




00:50:12

Because he was, like, taking camera time




00:50:15

and holding his golf ball up to the camera and




00:50:21

he was being paid to do it and he




00:50:24

can no longer go back to. So




00:50:28

it's a really weird mean. That's not the worst one.




00:50:32

There's been a lot more dirty shit. Also, have a segment on what happened to




00:50:35

Holly Saunders. That is a good deep dive. All right, write it down. Write




00:50:39

it down. We're making progress here, people. This is amazing. Could you sleep at




00:50:43

Augusta national without getting caught overnight? Anywhere at Augusta national? Dude,




00:50:46

you can't sit down at Augusta national in the middle of the




00:50:50

day. So probably not. So it's a really interesting question




00:50:54

we ask everyone. We try to ask everyone on this channel, but




00:50:58

I think you can. I really do. Now, we've had people




00:51:02

chime. I've asked this question. There's been people that chimed in that, oh, no. I




00:51:04

used to work at Augusta. There's no chance. But I don't believe it's got to




00:51:08

be someplace. They have more insight than you. For sure.




00:51:12

I know I'm in your shed, but you thought it was




00:51:15

240 miles an. Hour swing speed going for the




00:51:19

throat.




00:51:23

There was something else. There was something else. That was it. Oh, the




00:51:27

swallow the ball. Yeah, you can definitely swallow a ball. You can.




00:51:30

Somebody can. I thought you were on team. You can swallow. Yeah, you can.




00:51:34

Oh, you can. Okay, so we were all like. We were all.




00:51:39

Try to hit me with that. Where are you going? I'm going to the pee




00:51:41

hole. All right. Yeah. Well, Drew, while




00:51:45

we wait on pan to come back from the pee hole, why don't you explain




00:51:48

a little bit more about your childhood? Because you guys were




00:51:52

budies with Brooks Kaepka, which is interesting.




00:51:56

What is your connection with them? I've always wondered that. Because




00:52:00

you're pretty close to them. You sent me pictures of you drinking out of his.




00:52:04

I don't know. So. My brother knows him really well.




00:52:08

My brother used to play golf professionally. Did you tell me one




00:52:11

tournament that they play in the PGA that you go with a




00:52:15

friend or someone else, and it's like a scramble? Not a scramble. What is




00:52:19

it? It's a two man deal. Do you know what I'm talking about? No. And




00:52:22

I thought your brother played with them. Oh, okay. All right. Well,




00:52:26

I'll tell you so Brooks is




00:52:29

a little younger than me, but we. All grew up in West Palm, right? My




00:52:33

mom was the president of the Palm Beach Junior Golf




00:52:36

association. Oh, no way. Did your mom play? I didn't know that.




00:52:40

My mom does. Yeah, she's got ten horn ones. No, she




00:52:44

does not. Really. Yeah. I just started reading.




00:52:48

Not to get off on a tangent, but Arnold Palmer's last




00:52:51

book about his life, and I didn't know about his dad




00:52:55

and how he learned how to play golf. Obviously a lot of people learn from




00:52:58

their dad, but he learned from his dad. His dad.




00:53:02

I just read this yesterday, so it's fresh on my mind. But




00:53:06

his dad was working downtown in a building and




00:53:09

didn't like working indoors. So he




00:53:13

found out there was a golf course being built down the street




00:53:16

and got a job actually building the golf course. And then that turned




00:53:20

into maintaining the golf course, which then in turn




00:53:24

turned into him being the pro at the golf course. Wait, this is Jack




00:53:27

Nicholas. This is Palmer. Oh, right. So his dad went from not




00:53:31

knowing anything about golf to being the head pro at this golf




00:53:35

course, and Arnold Palmer ended up being around know every day,




00:53:39

so that's pretty cool. I don't know why I told that story.




00:53:43

So you grew up with Brooks Kefka? Let's get back to that.




00:53:47

How did you grow? You just. Your brother was friends with them.




00:53:52

How do they know each other? Were they in the same classes and stuff or




00:53:54

they in the same area? Did you guys go to the same school as him?




00:53:57

So he went to a school called Wellington Christian.




00:54:01

And after my older brother and I graduated,




00:54:05

he transferred to Cardinal Newman High School,




00:54:08

where we went to school and catholic school in




00:54:12

West Palm. My younger brother was there and ended up playing on a




00:54:16

high school team with him. And their mascot is the




00:54:19

crusader. Okay. What does that look like? A guy with a spear,




00:54:23

probably of some. Pretty much a shield. You get a shield with the crusader I




00:54:26

love probably. Yeah, that's a great. Yeah, that's a




00:54:30

great. We should do some ball markers for high school mascots. All right, here's the




00:54:33

thing that we're going to do at dig Yamad. We're going to make this a




00:54:35

poll. Give us the top. What are the top five? High school has to




00:54:39

be high school mascots and what do we want to judge it with? We




00:54:43

should have some flavors here. Like the most ferocious. It has to have like a




00:54:46

ferocious flavor of like, what do you think they are?




00:54:50

What's your favorite high school mascot? Panda. My favorite high school




00:54:54

mascot? Yeah, the one that you cherish I. Was a




00:54:57

Lubbot Cooper pirate, so I cherish that, obviously. But




00:55:01

in Texas, there's the south lake Carol. They're like the dragons or




00:55:05

something. I like when people are dragons. Oh, it's a Komodo.




00:55:08

You're a dragon, dude. That's your have you guys. That's your spirit animal dog. So




00:55:12

I want to make sure. So we are against. Because we have certain prerequisites here




00:55:16

at Diggyama. One is we're against ball retrievers. We're also against




00:55:19

glove putters. We're against really, iron covers. Iron




00:55:23

covers we don't like either, but we catch a lot of shit.




00:55:27

There's some passionate people out there about iron covers. And I've gotten a couple




00:55:31

of arguments on social, and I'm like, wait, you know what? I don't want. No.




00:55:34

What about be passionate from the other side of the fence? What about the




00:55:37

ballsy? It's that thing that you




00:55:41

keep in your pocket, but it splits open. It's got, like, terry cloth on the




00:55:45

inside. What, that you could just put your ball in and just like, go like.




00:55:49

No, they do not clean your ball. That sounds like a great product that can




00:55:52

ball that guy. I don't know. He hasn't come forward to me.




00:55:56

You know what, though? It sounds like a great product, and they are welcome to




00:55:59

sponsor us if they want. Now, I will say




00:56:05

the ball cleaner on a golf course, is that a good golfer?




00:56:09

Like, who uses the ball cleaner? First of all, I didn't know we had one




00:56:13

still. I thought it was kind of an older thing. Yeah, that was another one




00:56:15

that you were really adamant that you were right




00:56:19

and you were was. First of all. No, I just didn't remember




00:56:23

any. And that was Billy. And I was with. Actually, Brandon. I was playing with




00:56:26

him, and he was the one that said, man, I really don't remember any on




00:56:29

the golf course. And I'm like, that was you, me and Brandon. Yeah. And I




00:56:33

said, maybe I did. Yeah, maybe I did. Carter and Carter.




00:56:36

Yeah, maybe you're right. All right, well, I've got a unique, maybe,




00:56:40

perspective on this. They're putting ball cleaners on the golf




00:56:44

carts these days. I think it's okay to do it




00:56:48

on the golf cart. That's fine. But if you seek




00:56:51

out an actual ball cleaner that's, like, staked into




00:56:55

the ground, I might draw the line there.




00:56:58

Would you want to have a challenge of drink the ball cleaner water? That was




00:57:02

one of our questions. I love that question. How much would it take? Like, how




00:57:06

much money would it take for you to drink the ball cleaner. Now. I love




00:57:09

this question so much. This is right? No,




00:57:13

I don't think. I mean, there's got to be a number, dude. And I'm talking




00:57:16

one that's been there. Like, let's just take an average municipal. Not like, we should




00:57:19

put a microscope, bacterial microscope,




00:57:23

in the water. Somebody who has maintenance at, like,




00:57:27

golf courses. You really just put water in it? You don't ever put, like.




00:57:33

Why does it smell so bad? Why does that smell so bad? Is that because




00:57:36

we're getting microscopic makeup? Nah, dude.




00:57:39

There is fucking feces, all right? There is something in there you could probably




00:57:43

create. Sure, you could create just adding a couple of chromosomes or whatever




00:57:47

you do, you could probably create a pretty nasty creature with the shit that's in




00:57:51

there. But somebody's got to test. I don't think you do that. Somebody's got to




00:57:54

test the water in the igloo, like, water coolers




00:57:58

out on the golf course, and see which golf




00:58:02

course actually has safe drinking water. All right, let's do it. We're going




00:58:06

to do that as a mission. Our charity work here is just getting started at




00:58:09

Diama. We really want our first initial sponsor, but one of the charity projects that




00:58:13

we're going to be working on is really checking the water igloo




00:58:16

coolers@mostyamacares.com.




00:58:20

Yeah. Where we care about clean drinking water out on the course, because we're going




00:58:23

to be drinking other stuff, and you need water. We're taking donations at.




00:58:27

What's the handle? Dityama FM. Go to the far right.




00:58:31

You'll see it. Real estate professor gets whole in one record.




00:58:35

Wow. Mike Creen. This is a publication from 2005,




00:58:38

and I'm doing this in honor of you, Mike Cree, because I really wanted to




00:58:42

have you on the podcast, unfortunately. Shut up, Mike. Shout out to you, Mike,




00:58:45

because I hope to God someone does a story on Brando Redding. And there's enough




00:58:49

out there. It's actually Brandon Redding, just for you to, Mike.




00:58:52

And I hope there's enough podcasts and enough content out there where they're like, you




00:58:55

know what? No one really gave him any credit, but Brandon Redding got an albatross




00:58:59

to win a golf tournament. It was crazy. But back to Mike cream.




00:59:03

Even during Mike Cream's time, I try to take over




00:59:07

this guy. He basically has this world record golf shot. Been




00:59:11

playing golf for over 49 years. He made the longest hole in one in american




00:59:14

history on July 4. Wow, what a day. July 4,




00:59:18

2002. Although the 517




00:59:21

yard par five hole is listed in the US golf




00:59:25

register. Cree still has a hard time believing he really did it




00:59:28

because no one actually saw the ball go in.




00:59:34

Dude, I got Mike beat. Dude, I hate Mike. I know you're gone. You can't




00:59:37

really fight me on this, but listen, I got you beat. Dude. I have two




00:59:41

people that witnessed it go in, so no one saw yours go. Anyway, according




00:59:45

to Cree. According to Cream. This is the next paragraph. This guy got this much,




00:59:48

but you. Type his name, whole story. According to.




00:59:52

All right, that's a t shirt and a ball marker, according to




00:59:56

Cree, with your fancy handwriting. Can you please write down according to




00:59:59

please? Like, that is a great sitcom. Anyway, according to




01:00:03

Cream, there was a straight line of sight from the tee to the




01:00:07

hole. So it's unlikely that anyone could have picked up the ball and dropped it




01:00:10

in without cream or his three partners seeing him. Oh, the




01:00:14

ball might have hit a stoneyard marker located at ground




01:00:18

level and then bounced into the hole. Or it might have gone straight in.




01:00:22

We just went through the longest drives in history.




01:00:25

Tiger is the longest drive which




01:00:29

was erased from the historical record books,




01:00:32

498 yards. So




01:00:35

according to Crane is a great. Not only did he hit it




01:00:39

516 yards, and it wasn't at




01:00:43

Kapalua. Yeah, Denver. But




01:00:46

it went fucking in the hole. Well, suppose




01:00:50

accordingly. Crane, well, he's got three of his buddies. They couldn't see it. Straight line




01:00:53

of sight. But the near impossible feat happened on the 9th hole of Green Valley




01:00:57

Ranch near Denver airport. I was going to do a whole thing on this.




01:01:00

Like, go out there, find the gockor, see if it's still around. Interview. Mike Creen




01:01:04

interviewed the three buddies that were with him, unfortunately. And he was actually a




01:01:07

professor at University of Denver. Unfortunately, he




01:01:11

passed away. He did real estate. I thought that was interesting. What did he profess?




01:01:15

Real estate. Real estate stuff.




01:01:18

According to Creen, was he pre




01:01:22

podcast era? Well, would he have had a podcast. Called




01:01:26

Daddy tell you about my condor? Yeah.




01:01:31

I would put that episode, that show, it sounds better than ours,




01:01:35

but I do think the albatross is a better bird. That's a great question for




01:01:39

the poll. Is the albatross better than a condor?




01:01:43

Here's what you need. Have you ever played a scramble? Like a




01:01:46

charity scramble or something? And you get up to a par five and




01:01:50

they're like, for $20, you get to shoot your ball out of the




01:01:53

cannon? Yes, that fucking thing. What I want to know is,




01:01:57

how fast does the ball come out of the cannon? Would you




01:02:01

rather get compared to Kyle Berkshire's ball. It might




01:02:04

just also come out with like zero spin. It does. It has zero spin on




01:02:08

a. Okay, but there are a lot of drivers out there that. Should we




01:02:12

interview? Should I. Three and a half degrees that are zero spin, too. Dude, I




01:02:16

could easily put our virtual assistant on trying to find me the




01:02:19

guy that owns one or maybe operates one of those for those and could. Do




01:02:23

like three shots at a super slow mo. Get the miles. I want to know




01:02:26

how it works. I want to know the scientist guy that put this thing together




01:02:29

who figured this out. Give us the stats on it. I want Lou Stagner, shout




01:02:33

out Lou Stagner on Twitter to the stack guy to come




01:02:36

and talk about that. No, we'll probably want to have him on. We'll have the




01:02:39

guy admitted it. That probably make a lot more sense. And I think it's definitely




01:02:42

a knuckle ball. There's no way that ball has spin that comes out. Have you




01:02:45

guys ever done it? Yeah, done it a couple of times. I've done it, too.




01:02:48

And it goes like, dude, it would kill us maybe over




01:02:51

500 yards, but. Would it kill you if it hit you? You're saying, would




01:02:55

Kyle Berkshire's ball go far in that? I'm




01:02:59

saying, what's the ball speed? What is




01:03:03

the ball speed? I think that's what he said. The cannon versus




01:03:07

the ball speed of Kyle Berkshire's ball. So the




01:03:10

spin might be different. So Kyle




01:03:14

Berkshire's ball might go less. It probably will.




01:03:17

But is the ball speed in the same vicinity?




01:03:21

Is the Canon 300 or is it. 280




01:03:25

or is it, depending on ball flight and blank cartridge,




01:03:28

the x four, which we're going to purchase, and shout out to x four, tell




01:03:32

me how. Much one of these things cost. And we're buying it. It's actually free




01:03:36

when you're sponsored by X Products, who, by the way, when I say




01:03:39

X products, I really mean great products. These guys never fail at




01:03:43

anything they make. They are fantastic. Including flamethrowers. Look at




01:03:46

this. Flamethrowers they make. We offer the largest variety of




01:03:50

flamethrowers. No, for commercial and. Holy shit.




01:03:54

Commercial, flamethrower and consumer use. If there was ever




01:03:57

a company for our podcast, it




01:04:01

is these guys. I'm just going to lobby




01:04:05

for my full time flamethrower. Holy




01:04:09

w two status here. Did I tell you about my




01:04:12

albatross? Because I've come with the ideas. Dude, you are El




01:04:16

Fuego. No trespassing violators will be met with a




01:04:19

flamethrower. We are absolutely buying this sign. I'm




01:04:23

actually going to engrave this sign for next time we come in here. No trespassing.




01:04:27

We are going to be selling this ball marker for this episode. It's kind of




01:04:30

up in the air. Now that I see this, I want to be more known




01:04:33

as more of a dragon. Like a flamethrower. Flamethrower. Yeah. No




01:04:37

trespassing or you'll be met with. So that's sick.




01:04:41

On that note, thank you for joining us




01:04:44

tonight, Drew, Evelyn, we've enjoyed your time here, and we look




01:04:48

forward to having you back here soon, man.




01:04:52

Thanks for tuning in, everyone. Don't miss out on our upcoming golf giveaways and




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is subscribe. And until next time, golf's easy. Think fairways and




01:05:03

greens. Oh, here we go. Come on. Did I tell you about my




01:05:07

albatross? A yo? Tell you, though.