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[00:00:00] Who's our editor now Brando and cam hey cam welcome to Brandon's brain. Yes, you poor

[00:00:13] Welcome to another episode of did I tell you about my albatross? I'm your host Albie. This is the goth podcast for honest degenerates

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[00:00:26] You guys ready to tee that. It's happening. I can still birdie. I can still birdie. It happened. It happened. And then I flubbed it again. It happened. Just putt. And then the mucho gasoline, I went way past the hole. I ended up getting a bogey being there and it was unbelievable anyway.

[00:01:44] So anyone that knows Albie or Brando, that's me, knows I love randomness.

[00:01:45] I'm curious.

[00:01:47] And one thing I love it's up there. Tell me about the worst thing you can be. Definitely not the worst thing, I've been worse. Next up, one of my favorite segments, most of our fans favorite segment, it's called Stump the Panda. From a shed in Tampa, let's dump the panda. From a shed in Tampa, come Stump the Panda, panda, panda,

[00:03:00] got the facts, he's second to none.

[00:03:03] Guff trivia, what panda man is always fun.

[00:03:05] Guff history, Google with a good one, dude. Wow. I dug deep on these. These are so good. That is a good one. They weren't in the ESPN article? No, this is different. I mean, it may have been shout out Scott van Pelt CP3.

[00:04:20] What player had the longest streak without making a bogey?

[00:04:26] No, I think he wants to know how many was it 110 110. There was a female LPGA that broke it at like 120 something. I think six rounds ago. That's fucking this blew my mind to Panda. If you get this, that's a shot. Did you do it? Yeah. Okay. Good. Nice job. Do your quick. You're a man of pay your bets. You're honest to generate. That's what we're all about here. Did I tell you about

[00:05:40] mom? I'm gonna try speaking of what we're all about here. We're also about giveaways.

[00:05:43] We're also about growing our audience and our fan base. Be sure to smash that subscribe We have DitYama.fm. Why FM? Well, that's a lot of podcasts do that because it's a radio station. Yeah. I don't know. That makes sense. What if you do dot pod? They don't have that. They don't have a dot pod. They should create that. All right. You want a million dollar idea? Well, that's your million dollar idea. Actually, we already have one with the caddy flags. No. DitYama.

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[00:07:08] Yeah, that's false. There's no way that's fucking true. You playing this one? You have to do a shot if you, oh, you're driving home though. He can drive. Yeah, he drives shorter distances though. That's true. I'm from Montana.

[00:08:21] Less risky. I'm going to say false other shit. Yes, we're gonna nail. A man has won an event on the LPGA tour. True or false? True, Sam Sneed. What? Is that true? A man has won an event on the LPGA tour. What's the answer, Brandon? That makes no sense to me. True. Oh, you fucking copycat, dude.

[00:09:40] That is such a copycat move and I have to drink it.

[00:09:43] I have to do a shot for that, that's bullshit.

[00:09:45] Yeah.

[00:09:46] Well, I got it right too.

[00:09:47] Well done.

[00:09:48] Let's go. I'm not actually wrong. So I'm historically thought of as correct, but there is one other one that's called like Royal Blackheath that claims to be older. I'm not right. Take a sip bitch. What is it called? Boss, the Guinness Book of World Records recognizes. I said, Musselberg you said true links. Musselberg. At the oldest as the oldest.

[00:11:01] All right.

[00:11:02] Sorry buddy.

[00:11:02] Sip, sip, sip, slurp, slurp.

[00:11:04] I'm not drinking that.

[00:11:05] That cough scissor, that's fine.

[00:11:06] All right.

[00:11:07] Who is the only US president to have been a club member a rhyming song that went with it. That's helpful. Let's put that on the poll. Do you know? I don't know it. Let's put that on the poll. Do you know the President's song? Washington Jefferson. Adam and Dun. Should we do a rap? Is that like the REM song? That's the cadence of it is like that Washington Jefferson Adam's and Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun.

[00:12:23] That's how you don't know it.

[00:12:24] No, man that we didn't.

[00:12:26] I went to North Carolina public

[00:12:27] school.

[00:12:28] I went to public school. You said 1909, five years, I think that's pretty good. You know what, you can skip that step. That's close enough. I feel like that's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's one I didn't have. Now you do, now 80% true or false, 80% of golfers will never play to a handicap of less than 18. True or false, 80% of golfers will never play to a handicap of less than 18.

[00:13:40] Fuck, I'm getting to go true.

[00:13:42] It's a very hard question.

[00:13:44] 80% of golfers.

[00:14:41] Do you know the answer? Are they what?

[00:14:42] Are they like, currency or not?

[00:14:46] Currency, with a great word.

[00:14:48] We all know what he means.

[00:14:50] No, I don't know.

[00:14:53] I don't, I've never known, I don't know.

[00:14:54] You don't know this person?

[00:14:55] I mean, I know, you're welcome.

[00:14:57] Wow.

[00:14:58] Who has the most wins on the PGA Tour,

[00:15:00] but hasn't won a major?

[00:15:02] Really good question.

[00:15:04] No, I should know that like right away.

[00:15:05] You take it seriously,

[00:15:06] you're get disappointed when you don't. Give them give give my phone a friend a second to respond. Okay, we'll skip that one come back to it I got one or two more incentive. How many golfers have won at least ten majors in their career? How many golfers have won ten majors in their career, okay, you've got Nicholas tiger

[00:16:24] Are we doing old majors or new majors But I don't think, I just remember seeing like in the, when they put like the chase, they have them in like buckets. And I just don't remember seeing Bobby Jones names. I always remember him having or thinking in my head that he had more than Hagen and he's not on that side of the column.

[00:17:42] We'll go three.

[00:17:43] Final?

[00:17:44] No, I don't want this on me.

[00:17:47] Watson?

[00:17:48] Watson doesn't attend. There's 56 selected botanicals to create the specific taste of Jager, the number one drink of panda. It's also warm, which is shocking. That makes it better, that's not who I thought it was. To me, with the equipment changes and stuff. That's not who I thought it was. It's my guess. If we're tag teaming again, it's got to be like 430 something because it like did two

[00:20:23] car paths.

[00:20:24] I thought DJ hit one in Hawaii that one year that was like...

[00:20:27] That nailed the guy in the back.

[00:20:28] That was like 430. I haven't but that's not saying much of me. Can you do a quick Google search of his name and tell us like what? Era, he would have played in Well, yeah, I'm a tell you the year okay, well how why does that matter? But sure tell us the year of what though that he never won. Oh, yeah, it's true. That'd be hard What that's a great point. Um, but yeah, that could help. Let me see that was silly

[00:21:42] Uh, I mean I just got eight shots of jagerme too. What the fuck? Mike, that's a good looking man. You won a bunch. Easy killer. Let me put that up on the- Damn. Look at this guy. That's a good looking dude. He's a glove powder. Yeah. I mean, hat and all.

[00:23:02] Get it Harry.

[00:23:03] All right.

[00:23:04] Put it on your hair.

[00:23:06] Should goth have an all-star game?

[00:23:07] Come on the podcast anytime you want. And they are not susceptible for whatever reason this particular breed of mice is not susceptible to cancers to any type of heart disease anything. And it's like amazing and it's called the longevity gene. They have this longevity gene. They've been able to move that gene to a regular mouse. And now that mouse lives four times longer than other mice.

[00:24:21] So literally four times the lifespan

[00:24:24] because it's not susceptible to

[00:24:26] diseases or anything like that. you'll be able to afford people to do it. Okay, so should I have an all-star game? I think the all-star game would look like, what would an all-star game in golf look like? I can't find out why Harry Cooper died. It's okay, it's all right. I didn't know you used to look good. It's okay. Thanks for checking, buddy. An all-star game could look like how fast you could play a par five.

[00:25:41] Okay, that's a weird one, but okay.

[00:25:44] It could look like a lot of things.

[00:25:45] You could do like a long drive.

[00:25:46] Like you could do like a long drive?

[00:25:47] They're probably a dozen.

[00:25:48] Yeah, a were a bunch of cool stuff European tour. They have a part three challenge where it'd

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